Sex, Dating & Relationships
Sex

69 ways to say you're horny

Nice.
By Andy Moser  on 

Mashable celebrates the season of love with Horny on Main, an exploration of the many ways that thirsting for sex affects our lives.


If we hear the word "horny" one more time...

We don't know about you, reader, but we get tired of saying the word horny. No, not tired of being horny. We're just tired of using the same term over and over again. There's gotta be more than just "horny."

Luckily, there are at least 69 other ways to get the same message across. We compiled a list, including slang you may or may not have heard before, GIFs, emoji, and even a few options from the dictionary (because nothing sets the mood like saying "Oh baby, I'm so libidinous."). Take a look and choose the one that feels right for the moment.

1. Turned on

2. Hornt

3. Hornt up

4. Freaky

5. Aroused

6. Hot and bothered

7. Hard

8. Wet

9. Moist

10. Thirsty

11. Parched

12. Pitching a tent

13. Step on my face

14. Please run me over with your car

15. Throw me out a fucking window

16. Marry me right now

17. I'd appreciate it if you'd murder me

18. Be my mom/dad

19. Decapitate me

20. Hit me with a brick

21. Ready for sum fuk

22. "Looking" (Grindr users, you already know)

23. I'm just a hole, sir

24. You up?

25. At full mast

26. Toey

27. Churning the butter

28. Standing at attention

29. Got the hots for

30. Netflix and chill

31. Amazon Prime and sexy time

32. Hulu and do you

33. Keen

34. Frothin'

35. Ready for takeoff

36. You got my engines revvin'

37. Applesaucy

38. Horngry

GIFs!

39.

40.

41.

42.

43.

Emoji!

44. 😏

45. 😩

46. 🤤

47. 🥵

48. 🍆

49. 🍑

50. 💦

51. 👅

52. 😏👉👌😩💦🤤

53. 👀🍑

54. 👀🍆

55.🥴

56. 👅🍑💦

57. 👅🍆💦

58. 🔥

The sexiest options from Merriam-Webster(opens in a new tab):

59. Concupiscent

60. Goatish

61. Itchy

62. Lascivious

63. Lecherous

64. Libidinous

65. Licentious

66. Lubricious

67. Lustful

68. Randy

69. Wanton

UPDATE: May. 8, 2023, 1:41 p.m. AEST This article was originally published in Feb. 2020, and was updated in May 2023.

Mashable Image
Andy Moser

Andy is a fellow on Mashable's Culture team. He graduated with a B.S. from the University of North Florida in 2018 and moved to New York to pursue journalism in culture and entertainment. He can (and will) talk for too long about Star Wars and movies in general. His fear of stinging insects and 80+ degree weather will keep him inside forever. He wishes he were shorter.


More from Horny on Main

Recommended For You


The best dating apps for bisexual people: Where to meet people who get it

Are you ready to have a Jimmy Buffett summer?


More in Life
The Netflix password sharing crackdown is here. Check your inbox.

Elon Musk will launch Ron DeSantis' presidential campaign on Twitter Spaces

Microsoft Bing will connect ChatGPT to the internet for all users

Meta sells GIPHY to Shutterstock for a big loss after regulators force a sale

How to watch the Microsoft Build 2023 keynote livestream

Trending on Mashable
Wordle today: Here's the answer and hints for May 24

Gen Z is challenging the way we date, says Tinder report

These new telescope images of the sun are just spectacular

A huge star just exploded, and you can actually see it

The biggest stories of the day delivered to your inbox.
By signing up to the Mashable newsletter you agree to receive electronic communications from Mashable that may sometimes include advertisements or sponsored content.
Thanks for signing up. See you at your inbox!