Late Night With Seth Meyers

"It kind of fit in with the ethos of the show."

Yep, Frisbee gets roasted again.

She was also asked to choose between Oprah and Beyonce.

"I *know* what happened, OK?"

"What the Supreme Court did on Friday is essentially tell us that half the population is not free anymore."

It's the way he tells it.

We've all had this conversation after a few too many.

"[They're] saying and doing whatever they think they can get away with to gain and hold on to power."

"We can't become numb."

"This much power and wealth in the hands of so few people is definitely bad for democracy."

"My sister Lacey called me and we screamed...we screamed it with all of America."

"That's like giving candy to a baby."

He knows.

Sheer chaos.

So silly. So niche.

"I've been waiting for this text my entire life."

"It's already here, Seth!"

It's the only valid response to this madness.

"They want to use their platforms and the power of the state to cancel anyone they disagree with."

"You know what you are. We know what you are. Who are we pretending for?"

"You guys already did the stirring, you don't get to pretend everything's just fine now."

"How can we find unity with people who literally want a Confederacy?"

"If the hardest you work is the three weeks after you were fired, that might be why you were fired."

You wouldn't want to disappoint Tracy Chapman now, would you?

"He sounds like a character from the COVID expansion pack for The Sims."