Melania Trump

From blood trees to Christmas in July.

No blood red Christmas trees this year.

"Your wife calls you 'sir'?"

For a former model, she didn't seem to think that hard about how these would look on camera.

How about wearing a mask yourself and then telling other people to wear masks?

She's not one to pass up a Hudson or a Mayfair.

Sweetie, it's July.

The crows are scared and so are the people.

The Trumps have once again managed to make something all about themselves.

We're gonna need some ice for these burns.

Well, wow.

The feud of 2016 lives on.

'I think they look fantastic.'

Spooky.

A real life horror film.

Watch Melania walk through a forest of blood red trees. Fun!

"Not only is Donald firing people, Melania's getting in on the action."

They tell you all you need to know.

In a new interview, Melania Trump revealed the hidden meaning behind a controversial jacket that her office had previously said is "just a jacket."

Hmmmm...

This elephant is a democrat.

What goes around comes around.

"It looks like when Melania was in the hospital, she had her last f*** removed,"

Good f*cking lord, Melania.

The conspiracy continues.